Response Centre #45

She posts another chapter; we post another sporking. Almost entirely written by tea_fiend while agenttrojie was at work.

Original 'fic: Land Before Time: Littlefoot x Cera (Chapter 33)
Author: LBTwriter
Sporked by: tea_fiend and agenttrojie
Rating: M

For anyone interested, details of theropod reproductive organs can be found in this paper: http://www.mnhn.ul.pt/geologia/gaia/29.pdf I know Apatosaurus aren't theropods but this is enough to emphasise that the author's details of everyone's sexual organs are WRONG WRONG WRONG and that we're right to kill her characters in inventive ways.

( LxC: The DinoSue Strikes Back )

Agent Ansela and her merry arsenal are used with permission of ansela_jonla; the Wraith's words are taken from the author's (retarded) response to Neshomeh's review on The Pit.

Title: Out in the Rain
Author: Egleriel

Original fic here: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2269472/1/Out_in_the_Rain
PPCed by agenttrojie and tea_fiend

( ‘I’ve got the New Pie in a box,’ said Trojie proudly. )
Author’s Note: This is actually, in the fullness of time, going to be the third mission Paddlebrains appears in and the second proper PPC mission she does. But this fic was so bad as to be really, really tempting. So we kind of got the inspiration for this one first. So here it is. Soon, we hope, we will be able to post ‘Land Before Time: Littlefoot x Cera’ and ‘To The Moon’, which are the two preceding missions.
This fic, ‘Out in the Rain’, was supposed to be a songfic. Unlike most songfics, however, it didn’t put large chunks of lyrics before chapters. Instead it used lines of the song as dialogue. It turns out that the song was ‘Jenny Was A Friend Of Mine’ by the Killers. We didn’t spot this until the author pointed it out though, because neither of us is a Killers fan.
The Ban is just that: a total ban on Trojie going to the Discworld, the Good Omens-verse, the Neverwhere-verse, the American-Gods-verse, or any other -verse connected with either Terry Pratchett or Neil Gaiman, as she has a terrible habit of pinching everything that isn't nailed down. As with most kleptomaniacs, this is not limited to valuable or useful things; hence the locker full of pigeon feathers and chip wrappers. She can’t help herself. But she has managed to pick up some useful/interesting things over the years, including Band with Rocks In posters, the stuffed badger from Night Watch, and, as mentioned, most of the debris of the Sorting Engine, and most significantly the New Pie.
Sooner or later, Upstairs will no doubt find out that Trojie and Pads have been sneaking back into the Discworld, and then there will be Hell to pay.

Title: Dragon Fever
Author: (name lost)
MSTed by: Trojie