"You have every right," Edmund snaps. "You are my chosen lover. I will not allow anyone else to bugger me tonight.
'It's wrong that I'm laughing, isn't it?'
'It's like the Biggus Dickus scene from The Life of Brian,' said Trojie, doubled-up from giggling. 'The more they say 'bugger' the funnier it becomes.'
"I love you Tumnus. I want you to be the first to bugger me."
Pads patted Trojie on the back in an attempt to stop her from choking with laughter. 'I thought this was meant to be punishment, not unintentional comedy?'
'Oh, the joys of bathos,' Trojie wheezed through the giggles.
...Oh Gods. I read this through three times, and by the third time my sides were actually hurting from laughing so hard. You wonderful women.
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Date: 2009-03-14 10:20 am (UTC)'It's wrong that I'm laughing, isn't it?'
'It's like the Biggus Dickus scene from The Life of Brian,' said Trojie, doubled-up from giggling. 'The more they say 'bugger' the funnier it becomes.'
"I love you Tumnus. I want you to be the first to bugger me."
Pads patted Trojie on the back in an attempt to stop her from choking with laughter. 'I thought this was meant to be punishment, not unintentional comedy?'
'Oh, the joys of bathos,' Trojie wheezed through the giggles.
...Oh Gods. I read this through three times, and by the third time my sides were actually hurting from laughing so hard. You wonderful women.