Mission: of hot tubs and weevils

Title: of hot tubs and weevils
Author: punksbitch
Obligatory Linkage: http://tv.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=600094490
Sporked by: agenttrojie and tea_fiend
Sporkage rated: R
Sporkers' notes: See Jack and Ianto. See Jack and Ianto run away from weevils. See Jack and Ianto stop to have sex in a hot tub. No, we don't really want to either. Contains no spoilers for Children of Earth, so don't worry. Betaed by ansela_jonla. Warning: contains gratuitous manlove and Science.

( Do you think you can actually get steel wool for your brain? )

Mission: A Modicum of Pleasure

Title: A Modicum of Pleasure
Author: xTJGx
Obligatory Linkage: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3912670/1/A_Modicum_of_Pleasure
Sporked by: agenttrojie and tea_fiend
Sporking rated:
Sporkers' notes: Dumbledore and Dobby. There are no words. Consider yourself warned. NSFW, NSFB. This is the closest we ever came to actually having to stop writing so we could sit in a corner clutching a bottle and rocking back and forth while waiting for the men in white coats to come and take us away. It hurt. Thanks to ansela_jonla, lady_rilwen and cassie5squared for the beta. We applaud your bravery, even if we don't understand why you were all so eager.

( I'm going to have nightmares for the rest of time )