Mission: The White Witches deal

Title: The White Witches deal
Author: dudeguy
Obligatory linkage: http://books.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=600093602
Rating: Adult++
Sporked by: agenttrojie and tea_fiend
Sporkage rating: R
Summary: Magical gender reassignment and a difficult kill result in divine intervention ... sort of. The Lace's punishment of her two freelance agents for their poor mission procedure starts ramping up.
Thanks to ansela_jonla for betaing.

( I think this chargelist's going to be seared into my brain forever. )

Mission: How to Remember the Signs

Title: How To Remember The Signs
Author: GuardianOfLight
Obligatory linkage: http://books.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=544211791
Rating: NC-17
Sporked by: agenttrojie and tea_fiend
Sporkage rating: R
Summary: The punishment saga comes to a climax (pun not really intended but disturbingly accurate) with god/human pornography.

( Dear ol' C.S. was rather quiet on things like God playing the equivalent of strip-poker with his flock )

Interlude: Sin, Alcohol and Head-scratches

Title: Sin, Alcohol and Head-scratches
Authors: agenttrojie and an extremely drunk tea_fiend
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Slash, obviously. PWP. Genderbending. Plenty of Language, both filthy and medical.
Authors' Notes: oozaru_angel, you're not going to like what we've done to your OTP. Many thanks to ansela_jonla for the beta, and for not objecting even though we nearly made you die of laughing. This was written in response to the epidemic of genderbending currently sweeping HQ. We'd like to note that we're not just Bad Slashers, we're also slashers. Given an excuse to make both our characters male, what did you think we'd make them do? Play chess?

This is basically a Non-Plot-Definining Random Slashy Interlude, in the fine tradition of the classic BagEnders Random Slashy Interludes. If you follow the adventures of Trojie and Pads and yet would rather not see them having mansex, don't worry, not reading this will not entirely ruin your enjoyment of future episodes.

( At least you've got plumbing you understand now. )