Laburnum and Foxglove would be willing to assist. We're not sure if Sela is a Sue in that one - she's definitely OOC, though. Can you picture Sela being embarrassed by ANYTHING? Or not immediately thinking of a way to turn a situation to her advantage? Hell, I could actually kinda see some kind of hatesex between her and Cluny (would be a bad case of Hot Skitty On Wailord Action as the Pokemon fans say, but meh) - she tries to seduce him to get hold of the battle plans, and he knows perfectly well that that's what she's doing, and she knows that he knows that's what she's doing, and eventually they just say "bugger it" and go at it anyway :) Must write that when my work shifts cut down. Wacky het is just as much fun as slash for squicking people out. (Any weird fanfic ideas for Redwall you ever have can be discussed with me. Since I wrote Ublaz/himself at the age of fifteen, I've been pretty shameless. Would be nice to see someone else joining in though.)

And back to discussing the fic, when it got to the foot-licking bit all I could think of once the "ew" passed was that rats are famous for being among the only nonhuman animals to be ticklish ...

Reminds me, I was invited to join a Redwall group-writing-RP-thing where each person writes their own character, in which the characters are divided into groups by species and gender. Is it bad that my first reaction was to send in a transgendered character just to annoy the moderators?