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2009-05-21 01:36 pm
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MISSION: First Time

Title: First Time
Author:skandar4life
Rating: NC-17 - dub-con, mentions of spousal rape, dubelube.
Obligatory linkage: http://community.livejournal.com/narnia_slash/399593.html
Sporked by: [livejournal.com profile] agenttrojie and [livejournal.com profile] tea_fiend, as Veridian and Stevius
Notes: This fic is another one of those really, really disturbing ones we take on. If dub-con disturbs you, please don't read on. This fic basically involves a terrified Skandar being relieved of his virginity by an oblivious Ben Barnes. The author appears to think that a) the smaller guy automatically bottoms, and b) it's somehow romantic to be horrifically frightened of sex and yet still go through with it. We'd rather like to smack her around and then send her to therapy for the obvious problems she has.

I'm almost starting to wish for some femmeslash, just so that I no longer have to suffer your apparent delusion that you are in fact Mr Keynes's rabidly over-protective mother )
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2009-05-21 01:32 pm
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MISSION: UNCUT VERSION!!!

Title: Black and White UNCUT VERSION!!!
Author: True_enough1549
Obligatory Linkage: http://community.livejournal.com/narnia_slash/396114.html
Rating: R
Sporked By: [livejournal.com profile] agenttrojie and [livejournal.com profile] tea_fiend as Agents Veridian Green and Stevius of the Department of Character Protective Services.
Summary/Notes: "Skandar and Will see each other on set of PC, and skandar is no longer is black and white. He's going to take full advantage this time around. Please review! Reviews=love!! Well i promised the uncut version so FINALLY here it is!!" is what the author had to say. 'Ridian and Stevius would prefer it to be summed up as 'inexplicable, badly-written underage smut', as they feel this has a closer relationship with the actual contents of the fic and is more easily comprehensible by people who aren't thirteen year old fanbrats.
The trouble with finishing missions at two in the morning is that our SPaG beta is fast asleep. [livejournal.com profile] cassie5squared, we're betting you'll spot at least five errors that we missed.

How many times have I pointed out that mentioning leisure activities in front of the console is a bad idea? )
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2009-01-29 02:47 am
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DoCPS Mission: Shameless

Title: Shameless (1/?)
Author: shyunpo
Obligatory Linkage: http://community.livejournal.com/dirtymangoes/14278.html
Rating: NC-17
Summary: It meant jail, was what it meant. Jailbait. That was what Skandar Keynes was. Even James finds it hard to resist temptation. God, save his soul.
Sporkage by: [livejournal.com profile] agenttrojie and [livejournal.com profile] tea_fiend as Agents 'Ridian and Stevius.
Sporking rated: R
Sporkers' notes: Agents Veridian and Stevius save James McAvoy from his own flashbacks. Follows directly on from 'Ridian's first mission, Menage a Trois. If we'd been on the ball, we'd have had this finished yesterday, in honour of the start of the sixth season of Shameless. But we're crap, so we didn't. Ah well.

'They're making my father sexually abuse my king. Or sort of.' )
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2008-09-01 11:32 am
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