S&S are offended by the use of the term "weasel" as an insult! Other than that, awesome. And I love the reference to the "interpretive dance" thing we did a while back - that was a reference, right?

(I will not include this in a fic because it would be childishly vindictive, however much of an asshat he was to me personally, but in my personal PPC canon, said newbie vanished from the PPC because Molly ate him.)