Okay, I'm just going to start this out with "What. The. HELL." She...she wants to be a Falleen with a retractable penis.

'Lucy's got quite good stamina for a first-timer,' she said at last, as Lucy gave her sister her fifth orgasm without following suit. 'And, oh, Glod, do they all have to cycle through all available orifices as if there's a checklist?' ...*whimper*
Immediately following that thought up with, the heck? It's not THAT easy to get a girl off, especially if you don't have much practice.

Illicit sperm bank operation, ohgods... *giggle* You could make a frickin' MINT.

Definitely a replacement, yeah.

Yay, Glod!