Glorfindel ceased his violation of the juvenile heir of Elendil briefly in order to pass wind into his bottom. Um...whisky tango foxtrot? *shudders* Why?

Typo in the last bit wherein you're yelling at Aragorn about being "fouteen."

Good job. Gods... I was sure for a sec that the lightning bolt was Manwe commenting on the fic. Author obviously knows nothing about the Laws and Customs, 'cause Aragorn was turning Rivendell into a really weird polygamous community.