AWGH! Gollum being involved is just about the most instant turn-off ever. And I say this as someone who has willingly read Orc-slash. (Which, weirdly enough, worked reasonably well. Don't ask.)
Aww, Marsha ... scary realisation that her attitude regarding sex is rather similar to Molly's attitude regarding violence. Let's hope Molly doesn't ask Marsha to explain the "pteranodons and giant flying ants" - awesome rephrasing, BTW. (Molly has very little grasp of sex at all, since in her home fic Tagg was apparently oblivious to the point that Sawney had to demonstrate the process in front of him despite the fact that the author assumed everybeast was fucking like rabbits throughout the entire series and I can't believe he'd not have noticed, and since she's a Dibbun her only interest in it extends to "yay, something I'm not supposed to know about!" Eventually she'll get curious as to what S&S are screaming at the computer about, though, and nobody seems willing to tell her.)
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Aww, Marsha ... scary realisation that her attitude regarding sex is rather similar to Molly's attitude regarding violence. Let's hope Molly doesn't ask Marsha to explain the "pteranodons and giant flying ants" - awesome rephrasing, BTW. (Molly has very little grasp of sex at all, since in her home fic Tagg was apparently oblivious to the point that Sawney had to demonstrate the process in front of him despite the fact that the author assumed everybeast was fucking like rabbits throughout the entire series and I can't believe he'd not have noticed, and since she's a Dibbun her only interest in it extends to "yay, something I'm not supposed to know about!" Eventually she'll get curious as to what S&S are screaming at the computer about, though, and nobody seems willing to tell her.)