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Title: I Will Never Stop Loving You
Author: channiegurl
Obligatory Linkage: http://community.livejournal.com/robinhoodslash/106096.html
Sporked by: [profile] agenttrojie and [profile] tea_fiend
Sporkage rated: PG for language (on the part of the agents) and conversational topics (also on the part of the agents).
Sporkers' notes: About as saccharine as a fic can get, and as illogical. In fact, the kind of fic that gives rise to the little-known ficcer's condition Diabetes illogica. Complete disregard for canon and for writing conventions such as spelling, grammar, formatting or the use of a beta-reader.
Betaed by [personal profile] ansela_jonla and [personal profile] sedri.

At last, I get a bit of revenge for being dragged into the Merlinverse. )
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Title: Spreading Filths
Author: whysoserious
Obligatory Linkage: http://lotr.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=600080827
Sporked by: [livejournal.com profile] agenttrojie and [livejournal.com profile] tea_fiend
Sporkage rated: M (or 'oh, Christ onna bike' in our personal scale)
Sporkers' notes: Gollum decides to assuage Frodo's lust for the absent Sam, and Trojie and Pads get some sporking assistance from someone they weren't exactly expecting. Betaread by the lovely [livejournal.com profile] sedri

Is it a Sue, Mum? Can I come with you? Can I, please? )
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Title: Another Drink
Author: Zarier99
Obligatory Linkage: http://lotr.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=600080203
Sporked by: [livejournal.com profile] agenttrojie and [livejournal.com profile] tea_fiend
Sporkage rated: R
Sporkers' notes: Not the most imaginative way of getting Frodo and Sam together, this fic nevertheless had some stunning reimagining of the concept of 'vital fluids'. Beta-read by the lovely [livejournal.com profile] cassie5squared.

If this involves rubber gloves, I'm offski. )
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Title: The Upholding of Honour
Authors: [livejournal.com profile] agenttrojie and [livejournal.com profile] tea_fiend
Rating: R
Summary: A PPC interlude. Once upon a time there was a newbie on the Board who, when inventing his first Agent character, decided to invent an incident in which his Agent challenged the Department of Bad Slash to a squickfic reading contest, and which his Agent won. Established writers for the Department of Bad Slash were understandably a bit miffed by the insinuation that a newbie from some other department would be better at dealing with bad smut than their Agents were. Thus the idea for this interlude was born. It was recently unearthed in the uncharted depths of gdocs, and is posted here for posterity.

You're kidding )
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Title: A Modicum of Pleasure
Author: xTJGx
Obligatory Linkage: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3912670/1/A_Modicum_of_Pleasure
Sporked by: [livejournal.com profile] agenttrojie and [livejournal.com profile] tea_fiend
Sporking rated:
Sporkers' notes: Dumbledore and Dobby. There are no words. Consider yourself warned. NSFW, NSFB. This is the closest we ever came to actually having to stop writing so we could sit in a corner clutching a bottle and rocking back and forth while waiting for the men in white coats to come and take us away. It hurt. Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] ansela_jonla, [livejournal.com profile] lady_rilwen and [livejournal.com profile] cassie5squared for the beta. We applaud your bravery, even if we don't understand why you were all so eager.

I'm going to have nightmares for the rest of time )
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Title: of hot tubs and weevils
Author: punksbitch
Obligatory Linkage: http://tv.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=600094490
Sporked by: [livejournal.com profile] agenttrojie and [livejournal.com profile] tea_fiend
Sporkage rated: R
Sporkers' notes: See Jack and Ianto. See Jack and Ianto run away from weevils. See Jack and Ianto stop to have sex in a hot tub. No, we don't really want to either. Contains no spoilers for Children of Earth, so don't worry. Betaed by [livejournal.com profile] ansela_jonla. Warning: contains gratuitous manlove and Science.

Do you think you can actually get steel wool for your brain? )
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Title: Teatime Punished
Author: crudedude
Rating: M
Obligatory Linkage: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4766647/1/Teatime_Punished
Sporked by: [livejournal.com profile] agenttrojie and [livejournal.com profile] tea_fiend
Sporking rated: R?
Sporkers' notes: Seriously NSFW and NSFB. This is all [livejournal.com profile] ansela_jonla's fault, as she brought this travesty to our attention. We do not own the song Jerusalem. Contains some spoilers for Terry Pratchett's Night Watch. Betaed by [livejournal.com profile] cassie5squared and [livejournal.com profile] ansela_jonla

I know he was a weird little bastard, but there are limits. )
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Title: (Look at me) Looking in your eyes
Author: charlies_dragon
Fandom: Star Trek (2009) (a.k.a. Star Trek Reboot, Star Trek XI etc, you get the picture. The new one with the pretty CGI and pretty cast)
Obligatory Linkage:http://community.livejournal.com/dragons_horde/15408.html#cutid1
Rating: NC-17
Sporked by: [livejournal.com profile] agenttrojie and [livejournal.com profile] tea_fiend
Notes: A short and sweet one. For a given value of sweet, anyway. We appear to be posting out of order rather, thanks to the ST:XI film being released in May while our last published mission was in February. If anyone's got any horrors for us to tackle that were posted before March 2009, let us know so we can fill in the chronological gap. Betaed by [livejournal.com profile] ansela_jonla and [livejournal.com profile] cassie5squared.

Pavel Chekov does not count as a Cute Animal Friend. )
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Title: Jungle Terror and Bungle in the Jungle
Author: dragonman
Obligatory Linkage: http://movies.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=544172236 and http://movies.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=544172484
Sporkage by: [livejournal.com profile] agenttrojie and [livejournal.com profile] tea_fiend
Sporking rated: R
Sporkers' notes: Yargh just about sums it up. Lex gets molested by compys. Trojie, Pads and Oscar are so horrified that words just about fail them. Then she gets molested by a raptor. Glod help us all. These two fics have been amalgamated into one mission because they are actually identical in everything except the species of molesting dinosaur. The author reused exactly the same opening and pretty much the same wording throughout both fics. We didn't see the need to waste time and words doing the same thing over twice.

Alright then, hitch up your panties and let's be off )
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Title: Jungle Fever
Author: dinolover
Obligatory Linkage: http://movies.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=600090260
Sporkage by: [livejournal.com profile] agenttrojie and [livejournal.com profile] tea_fiend
Rating: R
Summary: Jurassic Park pr0nfic - Tim has it away with a male Velociraptor. Yes, you did just read that right and no, we have no explanation whatsoever. Many thanks to [livejournal.com profile] ansela_jonla for the beta-read, and for the loan of Agent Ansela.

Tell me I'm not the only person in the world who knows that not everything has a penis? )
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Title: A baby and his dog
Author: MaceEcam
Rating: Adult+
Obligatory Linkage: http://cartoon.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=600090822
Sporkage by: [livejournal.com profile] agenttrojie and [livejournal.com profile] tea_fiend
Sporking rating: R
Sporkers' notes: Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] ansela_jonla for the beta.

You have got to be kidding me. )
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Title: How To Remember The Signs
Author: GuardianOfLight
Obligatory linkage: http://books.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=544211791
Rating: NC-17
Sporked by: [livejournal.com profile] agenttrojie and [livejournal.com profile] tea_fiend
Sporkage rating: R
Summary: The punishment saga comes to a climax (pun not really intended but disturbingly accurate) with god/human pornography.

Dear ol' C.S. was rather quiet on things like God playing the equivalent of strip-poker with his flock )
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Title: The White Witches deal
Author: dudeguy
Obligatory linkage: http://books.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=600093602
Rating: Adult++
Sporked by: [livejournal.com profile] agenttrojie and [livejournal.com profile] tea_fiend
Sporkage rating: R
Summary: Magical gender reassignment and a difficult kill result in divine intervention ... sort of. The Lace's punishment of her two freelance agents for their poor mission procedure starts ramping up.
Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] ansela_jonla for betaing.

I think this chargelist's going to be seared into my brain forever. )
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Title: Mirror Mirror
Author: deadhead
Obligatory linkage: http://books.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=600093798&chapter=1
Rating: Adult+
Sporked by: [livejournal.com profile] agenttrojie and [livejournal.com profile] tea_fiend
Sporkage rating: R
Summary: In part three of their punishment, Trojie and Pads face down a sex prophecy and a naked Narnian mob.
Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] ansela_jonla for betaing.

Who the hell has a sexual-depravity training montage? )
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Title: The two boys
Author: Miyu
Obligatory linkage: http://books.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=544204021
Rating: Adult++
Sporked by: [livejournal.com profile] agenttrojie and [livejournal.com profile] tea_fiend
Sporkage rating: R
Summary: The twin princes of Archenland do some inexplicable experimentation, in the first part of Trojie and Pads' punishment for their unauthorised mission-stealing. Well, they do say payback's a bitch ...
Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] ansela_jonla for betaing.

'Gosh, what a lot of wtf.' )
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Original Fic: Bottled Feelings
Author: Ms.Ginny Snape
Obligatory Linkage: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4418348/1/
Rating: M
Sporked by: [livejournal.com profile] agenttrojie and [livejournal.com profile] tea_fiend
Sporkage rating: M
Summary: Hermione saves Luna from the unwanted attentions of Draco Malfoy. Then Hermione and Luna decide to have it away. That's actually a complete summary. There are no other details to be told. This episode comes with a full chorus of minis, some furniture rearrangement, and an ultimatum from Pads. Cheers to [livejournal.com profile] ansela_jonla for beta.

I can deal with Magical Healing Cock. Magical Healing Vagina is a new one. )
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Title: An Elf's Worst Nightmare
Author: AJ Matthews
Rating: T
Obligatory linkage: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/587988/3/An_Elfs_Worst_Nightmare
Sporked by: [livejournal.com profile] agenttrojie and [livejournal.com profile] tea_fiend
Sporkage rated: R for Lux's inappropriatenesses
Sporkers' notes: Pads is doing Mpreg missions only in order to protect her unborn sprog, and so she continues the training of young Oscar while Trojie and Lux take on this travesty. This runs concurrently with 'Extending the Family'

If they can't share why don't they just have an orgy? )
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Title: Eternal

Author:Nienna100

Rating: M

Obligatory linkage: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4682545/1/Eternal

Sporkage by: [livejournal.com profile] agenttrojie and [livejournal.com profile] tea_fiend

Sporking rated: R, though we feel we have done a heroic job at removing all the smut from what was essentially a series of loosely connected gratuitous sex scenes.

Sporkers' notes: Trojie and Pads have a romp, or more accurately a killing spree, through Rivendell in pursuit of a nymphomaniacal, alcoholic, underage Aragorn. Beta-d by the wonderful, spiffy [livejournal.com profile] sedri (yes, we still suck at remembering to credit our betas).


Who's this Elf he's having his way with? )
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